Colin Jost and Michael Che had a field day on Saturday Night Live’s “Weekend Update,” buffooning the earthquake that rattled NYC and the most recent news on Donald Trump.
“Well, the other day, everybody in New York pretended they felt an earthquake,” Jost stated. “Just confess, you believed it was wind.”
He continued, “This earthquake was the very best possible catastrophe. It was sort of like the time I saw my daddy in the shower. It was a little frightening, there was no long-term damage, however I’ll keep in mind for the rest of my life.”
Carrying on to politics, Jost advised audiences that Trump stated he “would discuss [Joe] Biden anytime, anywhere and after that he indicated an empty podium on the phase.”
“And now Trump and Biden are both ballot 80 points behind the podium,” Jost joked.
Jost likewise pointed out that Trump stated Biden was “high up on drug throughout the State of the Union, stating he was all boosted at the start, by the end, he was fading quickly.”
“Huh, it seems like Donald Trump understands precisely what it seems like to be on drug,” Jost stated before cutting to a minute where Trump was dancing before a rally and another minute of the previous POTUS slurring his words by the end of another rally.
Che kept in mind that Trump prepares to make November 5 “Christian Visibility Day” in reaction to the debate over Trans Visibility Day, which this year accompanied Easter.
“Wait, I believed that was called Ash Wednesday,” Che quipped.
Making the news this week was House Republicans presenting an expense to relabel Dulles Airport after Trump.
“Because airports are a lot like Trump– a disorderly headache that turns you versus your own household,” Jost joked.
